Rain

As the days loom further away from summer and into the brisk autumn one thing must be on everyone's minds, rain ruining our lunch. The first rain of the year will pose many challenges for all members of PSHS, but for the KNN inner circle, it will mean one thing, where will we eat if not at our spot™? As chief columnist and resident needless organizer, I propose we sit in a spot unlike any other. At each end of the library where it is roofed but still outside would be the perfect spot to partake in lunch. Now this might be a risky maneuver, countless people might try to take this spot from us, but with teamwork and speed, I know we can claim a reasonable amount of space for the good of our community. With rain comes growth, and I know that as a community we can grow beyond what the force of water droplets can throw at us, by crouching under a roof in fear of getting the slightest bit wet. We can enjoy our lunch in peace by resisting the threat of rain, without succumbing to a return to the loud, large, and unsatisfactory cafeteria. 

Rings

Rings are everywhere, in sound and jewelry. As the graduating class of 2026, we have been given the choice of wearing the name of this school for as long as we wished. Now why would one want one of these? To represent your high school for the years to come? To have an object solely devoted to representing your time spent there? To spend hundreds of dollars on a ring that may not even look good worn on you? No, these rings are worthless in the eyes of true teenagers, pointless, representing the one thing we hate more than ourselves, school. Do not let the adults try to persuade you to buy these tacky metal circles, look inward for what you truly want. And I know what can fill that void. By becoming a member of KNN’s premium plan you can access behind-the-scenes information, have access to early drafts of the paper, and help fund this growing newspaper. At just 5 dollars a month for, mandatorily, 80 months, you too can be a part of the KNN experience. Please contact Keira for more information. Consult your doctor if KNN Premium is right for you. Side effects include Nausea, vomiting, dizziness, less money, and your friends having FOMO from not being a part of KNN Premium. Join Today!

-Austin